Fearhad's Magical Mystery Tour of Middle Earth
Alright kin, things have been a little slow lately. In order to ensure everyone gets a chance to partake in visiting every "Circle of Stones", a.k.a. recovery circle, circle of death, lifestones, or however you would like to call them, I have created a weekly schedule of events that I will be leading. THIS WILL BE STARTING TODAY! All times eastern!
Saturday 4PM to 6PM - Volume 1 Book fun. If you need any chapters completed in Volume 1 just show up during this time and we'll get SOMETHING done. There will be no punch and pie. Any level
Saturday 9PM - One of Forges, 16th Hall, or Gil Fashan. Will be decided at starting time. Level 60
Sunday 1PM to 3PM - Nutty Noob Adventures - Join Fearhad as he plays his extremely nutty alts. Noob quests, books 1.1.x to books 1.3.x can also be completed during this time. Any Level
Sunday 9PM - One of Grand Stairs, Skumfil or Dark Delving. Decided at time of event. Level 60.
Monday 9PM - Volume 2 Book quests - Levels 50+ Come one, come all and see the glorious treasures of the Dwarves of Moria. Please bring anti-balrog spray.
Tuesday 9PM - One of Carn Dum / Urugarth / Barad Gularan - Levels 50+ Get Slimed! Play with friendly birds or view the Haunted House for spoky thrills!
Wednesday 9PM - PVP night - Help the forces of good destroy those ugly critters in the ettenmoors! Also a good place to earn easy coin and gear!
Thursday 9PM - RANDOM FUN NIGHT! Everyone online at 9PM can partake in a /ROLL. If you win the roll, YOU decide what we are doing tonight and I will only be bound to help you but hopefully friends help out.
Friday 8PM - Kinship Meeting - I feel we don't get together enough as a group. Here we can offer suggestions, get feedback, or complain about how Fearhad just isn't "Elf" enough. Still no punch and pie.
Friday 9:30PM - Any instance from the Mines of Moria expansion. Vile Maw? Library of Tham Mirdain? Skumfil? Will be decided at the end of the kinship meeting.
F.A.Q. (a.k.a. Frequently asked questions)
1. What if I can never make a particular event but I would like to go?
Easy! Post in the forums when you would like to go and I'll try to accomodate!
2. I've heard stories that Kamlio/Jehalia has a filthy potty mouth and uses words sailors wouldn't use. Is this true?
Only after her 5th can of Pepsi.
3. Does size matter?
No but sighs do.
4. Do you really quest with elves?
Yes, unfortunately, but they make good meat shields.
5. Do you really quest with hobbits?
They make great soccer balls during intermissions.
6. Do you really quest with dwarves?
Have you ever tried to tell a dwarf to get lost? They never listen. Stubborn.
7. I don't feel comfortable in groups because of past experiences with leaders screaming at me because I suck.
The only screaming will take place if I see you do anything that remotely resembles common sense. Good thing that it never happens. No screaming as of yet. In all seriousness, we all have fun. We have died a gajillion times together. We have all caused wipes at one time or another. We are a very successful guild for our size and we have great leaders. If you feel uncomfortable after grouping with us you'd feel uncomfortable eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream. Which means you are strange. We'll still quest with you. But you're strange.
8. I can't believe you quest with that Fearhad guy!
I know eh?
Last but not least. Please read my next post about recommendations for your characters if you want to be successful. COMING SOON!
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